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Thursday 23 April 2015

Day 23: A Love Poem, Kind Of

We have a pretty exciting announcement coming up, but we aren't allowed to say anything just yet. It did make me remember this poem though, so with a little reworking, it has become today's post.- K

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We are only two
You said
Beer bottles and belt buckle scratches
Big grins and bayou blues
Sun warming my neck
Elbows on the rail
Shoulders tight
Hips loose
A growing crowd stomping in the sunset
A heavy family reason is a good one in my book.
So it didn't matter that you were only two
You just needed a bit more love

Monday 20 April 2015

Day 19: A Little Landay

A very small poem following the prompt. Landays are apparently traditional forms of poetry from Afghanistan, that customarily deal with themes such as love, grief, war, homeland and separation. Mine doesn't exactly touch those, but it does reflect a specific and odd feeling of homeliness.

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On a cold night I look up to you
The Hunter watching me trudge up the hill toward home

Sunday 19 April 2015

Day 18: Half Past Seven

With less than two weeks till we open Love & Rabbits at The Etcetera Theatre in Camden, I decided to write an advert for it.  Tickets and more information available here...

http://www.etceteratheatre.com/details.php?show_id=2027

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Half Past Seven


Saturday 2nd May; Half past the hour of seven.
Come and see a poetic session
That relies on rhyme and unusual facial expression.
It will leave a lasting impression,
Without leading to depression,
But instead a start to our future professions
Getting us out of working at delicatessens.
But enough of this confession
And digression
The question
That remains is if you are willing to listen to this lesson
Get yourself to The Etcetera Theatre 
On Saturday 2nd May
Half Past The Hour Of Seven.
The show is also on Sunday 3rd at six thirty
But that makes the rhythm stop.  

Saturday 18 April 2015

Day 17: Feelings

It's been a busy few days, hence no poems. But anyway, this is a daft one, dedicated to my friend Owen. - K

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I've just got so many feelings, you know?
Said Po
The others nodded
Drinking cheap beer
We know sis and we're here
Life can be tough
But if you ever need to talk and stuff
You know where to find us
And it's fine to -
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I LOVE THIS SONG!!
Let's go to the front!
Come on Tinky Winky!
Dipsy was right, you should have checked your bag.
I can't believe it
I love this band so much!
Ready?
TUBBY MOSH PIT!!

Tuesday 14 April 2015

Day 13: Riddle Me This

Yesterday's (apologies for lateness) prompt was to write a riddle, so here is a riddle based on a game. If you know the game you'll get it straight off, but if not, comment with your answers! I'll give you something nice if you get it right!*

***
Ladies and gentlemen, riddle me this
What is the rule that allows things to fit
Into Happy Valley, the nicest of places
Where folks wander round with great smiles on their faces
Well, actually, not smiling, but grinning instead
As they gobble their dinners of focaccia bread
There are no dogs or cats, but puppies and kittens
No coats or scarves, but wellies and mittens
And despite what you might think, there are villains and baddies
Who weren't taught to behave by their mummies and daddies
But generally it is a carefree place
With no disasters or wars or invaders from space
So tell me at once! Do not dilly-dally!
What rule must you abide by to enter Happy Valley?



*I'm not going to lie, the nice thing will probably be a poem...

 

Sunday 12 April 2015

Day 11: Stuart Best

I've just endured an 11 hour day at work with my friend Karl, to whom I would like to dedicate this poem. He writes poems too by the way, so check him out. Anyway, this sort-of-prose-poem arose from a mishearing, during conversation we having about a batch of soup we were supposed to sell. - K

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Q: What do you call a soup that is way too thick?
A: Stew, at best

It was in a particularly slimy, silt-like pot
(Pea and spinach)
(Supposedly)
That I first saw Stuart Best

Afraid to examine the swirling sludge
For fear of lethal inhalations
I  had failed to notice the tell tale signs
- Bubbles
- Steam
- The distant sound of a wurlitzer organ playing
That heralded his arrival

Before long however
The fizzing had become more fervent
And my attention could not help but be drawn
To the veritable jacuzzi on the stove top

All of a sudden
The churning green mass erupted
A geyser spout of ooze shot upwards
And as it settled he emerged
Spiralling from the glop
Magnificent
Beaming
Tall dark hair
And crooked teeth gleaming
Not a strand, string or tendril of plant matter clung to him
Despite his evidently vegetative origin

His ceased revolving when his shoulders broke clear
Naked
But for a gaudy bow tie
Red spots on yellow
Slightly too large
Fastened around his neck
He looked me squarely in the eye
Flashed his grin
Tipped his head
And sank once more into the mire

I've seen him once or twice since then
A polite but silent visitor
To the site of that culinary horror
A pot of over-thick soup
Stuart Best - A non-artist's impression


Saturday 11 April 2015

Day 10: Little Hidden Poems


A poem that uses the alphabet in some form. I decided to use the structure I've played with a few times; 26 words each beginning with the sequential letter of the alphabet. Usually with this it is sort of thing it is easy to make a narrative but I decided to aim for a poem this time, and a serious one at that, and I sort of succeeded. Fitting X,Y,Z into a serious poem is hard, and I sort of had to break the rules. So in this the first part, which I don't think is too bad, is a letter and the second part is the sign of by the author. I think with that in mind ( and that I use an X sound as opposed to an X) it works. Sort of.





Little Hidden Poems

Another Brittle, Calloused, Delicate Entry
folded gently;
hidden in journal.
Keep little memories; new or perfect.
Quality? Restricted, so truth usurps vanity.

Wishing ecstasy,
                              Your Zealot.

Day 9: This is Not a Calligram

Day 9 is late, and I have no excuse. Sorry and all that. The prompt was to play with shape when writing a poem, but I think I'd like to leave that until I can sit down and do it properly, so in the meantime, I've written this. I'd like to dedicate it to Larry, who the poem is about. - K

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flop
into your seat
stare at your knees
let the day bow your head
no specific incident
nothing you can pinpoint
just
repetition
the same work
again
the same place
again
the same train
again
the same roar and rattle
and shudder to the next stop
again

then everything changes
there is a Dog.
On the Underground.

Pads on quietly
Sits on command
Belly on floor
Chin on paws

A Dog.

An Unexpected
Unremarkable
Dog

And the whole day is better.

Wednesday 8 April 2015

Day 8: I am Stubborn

Today's prompt was a poem about changing my mind. I never write optimistic poems when it comes to other people so I thought I'd change my mind and write this one about changing my mind. 





I am Stubborn

My socks are either odd
Inside out
Or ripped.
My mind is made up on this.

I don’t leave enough time to get my train;
I find myself running again and again
People say leave more time,
But I resist.
My mind is made up on this.

I always drunk my tea with one sugar,
I wear old clothes from my brother,
I play way too much guitar
And I take a lot more showers then baths.

All these things I have made up my mind upon.

But if you, only you, asked me too,

I’d change any one of them. 

Tuesday 7 April 2015

Day 7: Money

Today's prompt was money, and that, combined with the chocolate gluttony of Easter, led to this little poem. - Katie


***

Money was easier when I was young
It was made of chocolate
And came wrapped in golden foil
And it was pretty tasty

Now I'm older
Money isn't so appetising
Figuratively, it leaves a bitterness in my mouth
Literally, it tastes of pennies

It has more uses now, I suppose
Chocolate money is really only good for eating
Or melting, next to radiators or on sunlit windowsills
But now it comes at a higher price

So I think I'd like to go back
To the days of chocolate money
I couldn't buy as many things
But it would be so much sweeter

Monday 6 April 2015

Day 6: Morning

Today's prompt was to be inspired in some manner by mornings and I actually followed the brief! Short, simple and about the morning; enjoy. - Andy

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Morning

What does morning bring?
More often that not a list.
Do that. Do this
Make sure you do it by then!
So it usually brings a sigh
And a realisation
That I should probably already be at the train station
But before I submit to the rush and aggravation
I take a moment to notice the bed beneath my bum,
I watch the light thrown through the window by the sun,
Then I look back at the list
And say
"I'm gonna make this fun"

Sunday 5 April 2015

Day 5: Sirens

Today's prompt was to rework an Emily Dickinson poem. After an afternoon spent staring at various of her poems, including several about birds, no inspiration struck. They did make me think about birds though, and how much I miss seeing them when I'm in London. I'm at my parents in Hampshire for Easter, and so I wrote this overly sentimental, but earnestly felt cinquain. - Katie

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Sirens
Shrill, earsplitting
Wailing down the high road
I miss the sound of Hampshire, miss
Birdsong

Day 4: Autobiography

I'm actually a little happy that this one is late, I was too busy last night to post it which is actually quite nice considering the poem. The prompt yesterday was an "epic tale" I didn't follow that too closely because I read a fun Ben Franklin quote about autobiographies, which I paraphrase in the opening lines....
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Autobiography

My autobiography,
I hope I’m always too busy to finish it.
Not that I've begun one,
No,I haven’t won a war and I’m not sixty
But one day
When I’m not too busy
I want to start one
Start to reminisce
And write a list,
Of places and things and faces.
Allow myself to drift back just a little,
But to stay there?
Spend the rest of my days compiling,
Organizing?
It’s a slippery slope.
Leading to nothing but regret
What did I miss?
What did they think?
Why did I let that slip?
This is a trait that I often stumble upon
I mean I haven’t lived particularly long
But already I spent way to much of my time
Casting back my mind.
I’m scared I’m going to miss it.
Wake up one day with a blank autobiography in front of me.
I’ll be eighty and quoting eighteen.
Questioning the same stupid motives I’m stuck on now.
So I’ll change.
In the writing of this line I’ll change.
Where better?
If I’m reading this out loud then hopefully it’s already happened!
I hope to one day stand in front of you,
Spewing words in the non committal way I usually do
But after a few, I’ll take a bow
Walk away,
But someone will come up and find me
Ask me “Did you change?”
Did I succeed in ripping the chain
That anchors me to the past,
Did I untie myself from the mast?
I hope so.
I hope I live a little better.
Who doesn't?
But most of all I hope that I look forward.
Act in a manner in which the moment presents.
Not stumbling, distracted with regret,
Until one day, when I’ll allow
Myself to sit down for an hour
And think.
Start a reminisce
Write a list
Of places and things and faces.
Allow myself to drift back just a little…
I’ll realize I've changed,
I’ll realize I've aged,
But before I get stuck
Someone will come tell me I've got
To get going.
Important stuff to do
Fun people to see.
One day I want an autobiography
But finish it?

I’ll be to busy.

Friday 3 April 2015

Day 3: The Elephant's Dream



Today's prompt was to write a fourteener - a poem with fourteen syllables per line, following an iambic pattern (an unstressed syllable, followed by a stressed syllable). I think I've got the syllables down, less sure about the iambic pattern. This might well be a poem I come back to, but for now enjoy the dream of a foolish elephant. - Katie

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The Elephant's Dream

It was a starry night the day the circus came to town
That shining big top tent held up with pegs stuck in the ground
The strange, inviting poster with a picture of a clown

When evening fell Tilly and Tim set out towards the field
Towards the lights, towards the tent whose contents so appealed
Their minds ablaze with thoughts of all the mysteries it might yield.

"Roll up! Roll up! Now don't be shy!" the man before them cried
At twelve foot tall he seemed as though his head was the sky
"There are strange sights to behold me dears, won't you come inside?"

They paid their fee and entered in and gasped at what they saw
Past cages of strange animals they wandered rapt with awe
They stopped before a dancing bear who gave a fearful roar

"He won't bite children, don't be scared" a voice behind them said,
They turned to see a lady, but she hadn't got a head!
At least not on her shoulders, but under her arm instead.

They hurried on towards the tent along a stall-lined street
Past fortune tellers, sideshows, rows of toffee apple treats
They hurried through the canvas flap and quickly took their seats

"Ladies and gentlemen! Boys and girls! Children of every size!
Tonight, within this very ring, before your very eyes!
You'll see a show magnificent! Remarkable! Sublime!

There'll be acrobats in coloured hats who fly above your head
Teams of tigers, loads of lions, and elephant called Fred
A man who swallows swords, a man who walks along a thread!

But first, of course, the clowns! We hope you'll find them diverting!"
They ran in throwing cream pies, pratfalls and water squirting
Tim and Tilly laughed and laughed until their sides were hurting

The show went on without a pause, with not a single gap
They saw tigers leap through rings of fire, lions behave like cats
They marveled at the acrobats and at their coloured hats

And then the ringmaster bade them to cheer and yell and whoop
And entered Fred the Elephant wearing a hula-hoop
When Fred began to shake his hips the hoop began to loop!

The crowd went mad! The crowd went nuts! They went absolutely wild!
And Fred the Hooping Elephant looked up and gave a sigh
For Fred's dream was not to hula-hoop: Fred's dream was to fly

But unbeknownst to anyone the elephant was firm
That night a subtle change had swept across the pachyderm
And now his moment had arrived and he began to squirm

He dropped the hoop and ran for it, across to the trapeze
"I'll show them!" thought the elephant, "I'll glide and float with ease!"
He climbed and jumped aboard the swing, though it was quite a squeeze

Alas, alack, poor elephant! He should have realised!
A simple circus tent trapeze can't take someone his size!
A snap! A crack! A creak! A groan! The sound of cries below!

And downward crashed the circus tent pulled by the weight of Fred
It really was a miracle that nobody was dead
Tim and Tilly scrambled out from beneath the canvas spread

"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children large and small
It seems as though I must owe apologies to you all
I hope that nobody was really injured in the fall?

There's certainly a lesson here we must learn in our plight
And you can all be sure that the next time I'll get it right
When hiring elephants make sure that they're afraid of heights!

The circus left town that very night, never to return
Along with Fred the Elephant, who still for flight did yearn
But he has learnt and now remains a grounded pachyderm.

Day 2: Traffic Fight

A lot of nonsense about two traffic lights arguing. Italics and Bold show which traffic light is talking at each time and normal font is some form of omnipotent narrator. A poem for performance more than reading. - Andy

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Traffic Fight

Tall Technicolor traffic stopping triptychs
(Traffic Lights)
Stand on either sides of the road.
Both, old and metal, a little chipped in paint,
Showing green and then red and then gold.

Two silent wardens on a midnight street,
Patiently moving through their programmed motions
Of sequential colour, one after the other.
To avoid automotive commotion.

"Green.
Amber.
Red.
Green.
Amber.
Red."

“It’s a little bit boring”

One of them said
As he absent mindedly turned back to green.

“What do you mean?”

Said the second, seething with Amber

“We’re here to survey the scene!
To watch over roads
To protect zebra crossers,
To vigilantly keep to our pattern.”

“Yeah but it’s midnight
So what if I skip a light?
Do you think anyone will really notice?”


“We have a job to do! You can’t be serious?
You’re making me turn red with fury.”

“You want to turn red but you’re stuck on green instead,
It sort of undermines your authority.
I’m going to do it”

“Do what?”

“I’m finally going to do it”

“Damn it I demand an answer!”

“I’m going to choose what I’m forbidden to do..
I’m going to skip amber!

Green
Amber
Red
Green
Amber
Red.
Green.
Red.”

“Ah! We’re dead!”

“Don’t over react!
No-one saw!
We won’t be in trouble!

Don’t be reckless
You may cause a wreck
Just imagine all the crashes and rubble

We haven’t seen a car in hours
Watch this, the powers
At be will have no clue,
When I decide to go
Green
Red
Blue. “

“Blue!
BLUE?!
How did you?!”

“Amber and green mate.
Mixed em up,
You should try to create
Sometimes. You’d feel less stuck.”

“Less stuck?
I have no legs.
Just one long metal rustic peg.
I have stood on this spot
For years
A sense of duty keeping me silent company
Not this dread and fear.
Which I have felt since you’ve woken,
And another thing!
You’ve been there as long as I,
So why haven’t we spoken?
Throw me a frickin bone here man
I could have used a hand
On some of the cold winter eves,
All traffic stuck at home
Snowed in by a sudden quick freeze.
But you let me believe that I was alone,
The only one
To have been given the gift of tongue,
You could have given me a clue
You could have said”

“Oh look a car!”

“RED.”

Day 1: Stuck

One of the resources posted for the Stars prompt was this website, and I was interested in polar constellations, and the fact that they cannot move out of their hemisphere - a northern polar constellation can't be seen in the Southern Hemisphere, and vice versa. So this is a poem about Draco, the dragon constellation, who hangs out in the north. As with most of our poems, it was written to be performed more than read, and I've used bold and italics to identify the different characters speaking. - Katie

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Stuck

Blerrrrrr...
Hmmmmm...
Pfff!

I'm so bored!

Said the dragon
Stuck, as he was, in the sky

There's nothing to do
And my tail's turning blue it's so cold
And so dull I could die!

I'm all twisted
My nose itches
And I'm getting a cramp in foot
And to make matters worse here comes that jerk Orion
To gloat that I have to stay put.

All of his stories of the Southern Hemisphere's glories
What's so great about...Australia anyway?

Hey Draco
Hi Orion
How's it going?
It's...fine.

It's nice to be back in the north again
I bet it is
Sorry?
Nothing.

...

So... how's Ayers Rock getting on?
Still there. They've gone back to calling it Uluru now.
Oh.

Are you ok? You seem a bit down
Oh no, I'm fine, just hanging around.
Here. As usual. Not going anywhere.

Are you sure - I'M FINE. WHAT DO YOU CARE?
I - YOU CAN GO STRIDING ABOUT IN THE AIR!
But - IT'S ME THAT'S STUCK UP HERE AND I HATE IT SO THERE!
Mr 'Ooh, Look At Everything I've Seen'!
'New Zealand is great, South America's a dream!'
Well I don't care about those things - not one.
Though I am jealous about penguins... they sound really fun.

...

Ok, I lied, I want to see it all!
I want to see water go the other way down the plughole!
I want to see reefs and volcanoes and rainforests that are rainy!
Everything here is all really samey!

How can you say that?
Have you looked down recently?
Why are you bored when there's so much to see?
Every time I come back here so much is strange
To me so much has changed, you see?

You've just got to look.

I mean, penguins are great
They're really great.
Ok, penguins are hilarious!
But you know what isn't?
Water.
And you know what the Southern Hemisphere is 90% made up of?
Water.
And you know where 90% of the world's people live?
Here.

And they're always changing, developing, making something new
They've always found themselves plenty to do
Really, I'm the one who is jealous of you.
There's so much happening and you've got a front row pew.

What about, Stonehenge, the Pyramids, the Great Wall of China?
Mount Rushmore, the Eiffel Tower, you are such a whiner!
Sure, Uluru's amazing, but what about the fjords?
And you hang above this and say that you're bored?!

I suppose you're right...
But what about penguins?
They have them here too.
May I suggest that you take a good look at a zoo?